iPhone app keeps sleepy road trippers awake

A few years ago I spent 12 hours driving from Pennsylvania to Virginia with a few friends. It was a horribly long trip and none of us would have stayed awake on our own. Drowsy driving is dangerous and Café Amazon Drive Awake app (free) is here to help.

This clever little app uses eye detection to monitor your state while driving. To use it, let it find your eyes (creepy), mount it on the windshield of your car (mounting apparatus not included) and begin driving. If the app catches you nodding off (eyes closed for more than a few seconds), it emits a horrific screeching parrot noise that will absolutely wake you up and and maybe cause you to soil yourself.

Drive Awake is a little gimmicky in that, after rousing you, it pops up driving directions to the nearest Café Amazon, a popular coffee shop in Thailand. I don’t know what happens if you’re outside Thailand.

Even without the caffeinated pick-me-up, and despite the nerve-shredding parrot, Drive Awake could save your life. And please, people. I know road trips are fun, but being dead isn’t. Pull over and go to sleep.