Does Apple have a new logo?

A supremely silly post from Jesus Diaz, speculating on the possibility of a new, colorful Apple logo:

“I love the rainbow.

I LOVE DOUBLE RAINBOWS.

I love unicorns too, their ribeyes and tenderloins specially, rare.

I used to love the old Apple logo and this is like, you know, a modern version.”

I realize you’re trying to be light-hearted and funny, but it didn’t work. Now for my favorite line:

“Tim Cook is gay but gray, he needs all the color he can get.”

Stay classy, Mr. Diaz.