A supremely silly post from Jesus Diaz, speculating on the possibility of a new, colorful Apple logo:
“I love the rainbow.
I LOVE DOUBLE RAINBOWS.
I love unicorns too, their ribeyes and tenderloins specially, rare.
I used to love the old Apple logo and this is like, you know, a modern version.”
I realize you’re trying to be light-hearted and funny, but it didn’t work. Now for my favorite line:
“Tim Cook is gay but gray, he needs all the color he can get.”
Stay classy, Mr. Diaz.